More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops (Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops #2), Jen Campbell

More "interesting" and weird stuff that customers said in a bookshop. I feel the second book is a lot funnier than the first one. I liked almost every conversation but I had chosen a few that I loved the most.

WOMAN (holding a copy of a Weight Watchers book in one hand, and The Hunger Games in the other): Which of these dieting books would you recommend most?

(A woman is looking at a copy of Gone with the Wind )
HER SON: Is that a book about farts?

CUSTOMER (whilst paying for a book ): I have always wanted to marry a bookseller.
(Pause)
CUSTOMER: Do you fantasise about marrying one of your customers?
BOOKSELLER: …

(It’s just after 6pm. There’s a sign on the desk asking the customers to ring the bell if a bookseller isn’t at the till. A man rings the bell. The bookseller comes out from the back room.)
MAN (looking from the bookseller to the bell in his hand): Wow. Just like in a brothel!

Rating: ★★★★
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